Tour de force. “ It’s very difficult to win a blue ribbon if your beast decides to lift its tail and drop a deuce.” Jack, we need the memoir. We need the verbatim “History of Nails” lecture. And I double fucking dare you to come to the Santa Cruz County Fair. Jon and I are prize winners, and yes I’m talking second place winners too. That’s what they do to the intelligentsia.
Pretty much describes my childhood, only we weren’t encouraged to be involved in 4H. I would have failed at animal husbandry. But I could make better cookies than anyone!
Good stuff. When I was in school in the rural Texas Hill Country, not too far outside Austin in the 70's, 4-H was ubiquitous, but waning. What I remember is that it was mostly the kids' parents who raised the animals. My parents were non-conformists and they never bothered even going through those motions. But, my friends had to go and show the animals.
I had no idea 4-H was about kids. It was obviously the adults competing with each other. The adults agri-businesses needed these shows to publicize their products.
Tour de force. “ It’s very difficult to win a blue ribbon if your beast decides to lift its tail and drop a deuce.” Jack, we need the memoir. We need the verbatim “History of Nails” lecture. And I double fucking dare you to come to the Santa Cruz County Fair. Jon and I are prize winners, and yes I’m talking second place winners too. That’s what they do to the intelligentsia.
Haha thanks Susie! The last time I attended a county fair, my skinny little nephew was exhibiting his monstrous cow named "Large Marge."
“Large and In Charge!”
Allow me to be the first to say that I think you... nailed it.
What a fun read! I can relate having gone to high school in rural Tennessee. I’m sending this to scads of folks.
Pretty much describes my childhood, only we weren’t encouraged to be involved in 4H. I would have failed at animal husbandry. But I could make better cookies than anyone!
Good stuff. When I was in school in the rural Texas Hill Country, not too far outside Austin in the 70's, 4-H was ubiquitous, but waning. What I remember is that it was mostly the kids' parents who raised the animals. My parents were non-conformists and they never bothered even going through those motions. But, my friends had to go and show the animals.
I had no idea 4-H was about kids. It was obviously the adults competing with each other. The adults agri-businesses needed these shows to publicize their products.