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What a bonkers story! Feels like a metaphor — all that we want and suffer over keeping in the end is a chew toy.

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What about the Cuban cigars? Did they go unobserved at the end too?

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The Cuban contraband slipped through undetected!

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nicely played!

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Fun fact: the neighbor's dog which destroyed the beak, belonged to my landlord at the time, Marc Capelle, a musician who has been the bandleader for many Litquake events!

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Cool bit of trivia! BTW, This story reminds me of my dad's tale about smuggling a tape recorder from Hungary into the USSR in the 1980s.. He covered it with a fur coat, also forbidden to enter, in case the customs officers would be tempted by fur, and would be amenable to the gift of that in exchange for keeping a blind eye to the tape deck. But no bribery works in the US customs haha :)

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